last update: 08-21-2014
[Sterek]
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But Not With Derek Angst 763 General "The problem is—the problem is during that year, Derek falls in love." Do not read this story if you do not like unhappy endings.
Bandaids Angst 1,661 Mature None of them are certain how it happened. None of them are certain how to change him back. None of them are certain how to break the news. So Derek takes care of the little hurts, and puts the pieces together over time.
Echoes Angst 2,062 General Someone has deleted half the numbers in Stile's phone.
Beware of the Spell Angst 2,273 Mature Seeing twenty four year old Derek smile is… Terrifying, pretty much. He has only witnessed such a thing a handful of times, and it always feels a little weird. Like the smiles get torn straight out of Derek’s soul in a hurtful way.
Fifteen year old Derek does it all the time, though, with surprising ease.

(Or, the one where Derek gets hit by a spell and is suddenly fifteen again.)

Every Stupid Melody to Every Stupid Song Angst 3,472 Explicit

Continuation of Devil Doll's But Not With Derek

So that’s what he’s thinking, when he finds Clara, when he takes her to the car and holds her hands while he explains: that finally, here’s a chance to get it right from the start.
Trans!Derek Just Been Born Angst 3,582 Teen This story is about Derek not really Sterek, but it’s really good and I wanted to add it anyway.  “The mage’s spell seems to have changed your sex.” Derek inhales raggedly, then slowly looks down at his chest—at his breasts.
Leave the Rest at Arm's Length Angst 3,676 Explicit DevilDoll’s But Not With Derek, continued. Endless thanks to her for the prompt/inspiration/permission to use it.
Post 3a The Taste You Leave Behind in My Mouth Angst 4,360 Teen Derek looks over at Stiles, who hasn’t moved from the bottom step. He’s watching Derek and Scott, shadows wane and ugly beneath dull eyes that no longer shine as they used to when looking at Derek - out of irritation or goading or open honesty - and Derek doesn’t quite know what to do. Because he almost expected Stiles to be the one up here on the wooden porch with him, maybe punching at his arm and grinning because although they hadn’t really spoken about what they were, Derek thought, he thought that out of everyone in Beacon Hills, that Stiles would be the one to show any emotion at having him back.
Advanced Vocabulary - ♥ Angst 4,425 Explicit “Why do you like me?” Derek asks as he folds his shirt and drops it onto Stiles’ computer chair. “For your body,” Stiles says.
It's Been Four Hundred and Ninety Days - ♥  Angst 4,486 Teen It’s been four hundred and ninety days, and it took Derek forever but they’re at day one again.
Paper Skin and Glass Bones Angst 4,602 Teen Derek can’t take this. He can’t take this joking, concerned boy that has the evidence of Derek’s shortcomings carved into his skin.

Or

The one where Derek never paid attention to how much Stiles got hurt…until he sees Stiles shirtless and notices all the scars.
Differential Equations Angst 5,170 Teen Stiles has all the variables, but he doesn’t even know that there needs to be an equation yet.
Anything, Anything Angst 5,242 Explicit Set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating. Betaed by giddygeek.
Pining!Derek
Pining!Stiles
I Behold You Angst 6,006 Explicit Prompt: After being rejected for the eleventy-seventh time, Stiles, feeling utterly hopeless, asks Derek for the bite. He figures if it worked for Scott and Erica it could work for him. Derek shows him that he’s perfect as is and that everyone else is just blind.
An Awful Curse - ♥ ♥ ♥  Angst 6,253 Teen Isaac is asleep in a chair. The angle of his neck makes Derek wince in sympathy. "Isaac," Derek says. Isaac snaps awake immediately. "You’re-" "Where’s Stiles?" "Stiles?" Isaac asks. Jesus. It’s not like they know more than one.
I Do Do You? Angst 6,540 Explicit Stiles and Derek wake up hung over and married in a hotel room in Las Vegas. It wouldn’t be so bad if the year before their relationship hadn’t fallen apart.
Soulmates Everything's Made to Be Broken Angst 7,228 Mature Everybody gets a name, inscribed in a color over the left side of their chest. It seems like a good system, guaranteeing that there will be someone who loves you, who you will get to love in return for years to come. The only problem is that that’s not actually how it always works out.
Post 3a In My Veins Angst 7,410 Teen Derek drove away from Beacon Hills once before.
Dream Catcher Angst 7,447 Teen Stiles has been kidnapped. Stiles is still there. Derek may be losing his mind.
Love So Hard, It Could Rip My Heart Out - ♥ ♥ ♥ Angst 7,554 Mature Stiles is seventeen, and his best friend is drifting away, and his dad isn’t speaking to him, so he’s going to make some bad decisions. He’s seventeen and he needs bad decisions to look back on when he’s thirty, and nothing is a worse decision than Derek Hale. He’ll let the Big Bad Wolf in, let him press Stiles down into the couch and he’ll wrap his arms around him and he’ll know it’s a bad choice, but it’s his, and Derek is here when no one else is.
Pining!Derek
Pining!Stiles
All We Are is Skin and Bones Angst 8,043 Explicit It shouldn’t be a surprise that when Stiles comes back he comes back different: it’s been years, and countries and continents; it’s been college for the rest of the pack and plenty of changes for Derek, too.
Magic!Stiles Beltane Angst 8,245 Explicit "Watching Stiles heal someone has always been a little uncomfortable for Derek, like he’s seeing something intimate and private that shouldn’t have an audience. That’s nothing compared to how it feels." This is an AU in which Stiles has magical healing powers.
Post 3a The Fortress Round My Heart Angst 8,274 Explicit Cora wants to go on a road trip. “Fuck this place,” she says vehemently. “Fuck this toxic hellhole cesspit.” Derek has nothing left, can’t disagree with her, so they go.
A/B/O Dynamics Build an Ivory Tower Angst 8,339 Explicit Stiles didn’t know how Derek sleeping on his floor developed into sleeping in his bed, or how cuddling ended up turning into Derek humping his ass. He didn’t agree to being knotted in the school locker room, either. But what can you do when Derek Hale wants something? He’s the Alpha, after all.
Rapture, Sweet Rapture (Won't You Put Your Hands on Me) Angst 8,429 Explicit Somewhere in the stringy mesh of his overactive brain cells, Stiles is sure there must be memories of what it was like to not have a totally possessive creeper with a leather fixation for an adopted brother.
Integral to Survival Angst 8,529 Mature Derek is in the cell for about ten minutes before the lone door opens and a new body is tossed in. The person hits the floor with a grunt, rolls, and stands as the door is clanging shut. “That’s really not the way to treat a guest!”
And Dwell Beneath My Shadow Angst 8,695 Mature Derek is not stupid. He gets why Stiles puts up with him. It’s clear every time Stiles looks at him, the spicy scent of lust and arousal Stiles’s body can’t help but put off. It doesn’t surprise him. Not at all. Derek knows what he looks like, knows that his face and his body are more than enough to compensate for his shitty personality. Stiles wants him more than he is annoyed by him. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s not anything to be amazed over, nothing to write home about. Stiles isn’t the first— and most likely won’t be the last— hormone soaked teen who has panted over Derek.
Inside Out and Backwards Angst 9,847 Teen Weight has always been an important theme in the background of Stiles’ life, but lately, it’s become his life.
Here's My Hand if You'll Take It (I Can Be That Part of You) Angst 10,740 Explicit When Stiles is away at college, he realises that he’s in love with Derek. He also realises that he doesn’t exactly have the qualities an alpha needs in a mate. Boyfriend. Whatever. So he decides to change, with a little help from Martha Stewart. It’s just that Stiles isn’t all that great when it comes to tending to the betas, baking or cleaning. But maybe he doesn’t have to be.
Pining!Stiles I Can Smell it on Your Skin (I Bet I Can Taste it in Your Blood) Angst 10,792 Explicit Stiles’ cover is blown the day Derek gets hit by Allison’s arrow.
Nothing Less Angst 11,422 Explicit Derek even does up Stiles’s seatbelt, which Stiles thinks he should comment on, because it’s not like he got hit with kanima juice or something. He’sfine. But then Derek’s already sliding behind the wheel, and Stiles keeps losing little pockets of time.
Stilinski!Twins Cool Story, Bro Angst 13,087 Explicit Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:

“FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that’s why he’s attracted to the pack at first, because it’s something that’s just his, not his twin’s too. But of course, Stiles’s twin gets bit and now he’s part of Derek’s pack, and Derek doesn’t snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES’S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”

Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.
BDSM
Sub!Derek
Dom!Stiles
And the Light is Close, Close Angst 13,175 Explicit Derek is afraid. He’s afraid because— —he wants Stiles to do things to him.
—he thinks he might trust Stiles to do those things to him. Already. Which makes him stupid.
—he is attracted to Stiles.
—he will fuck it up. Again.
—Stiles has no idea what he would be getting into, and Derek doesn’t know how to tell him.
—Derek would ruin it.
—Derek would ruin all of it. Again.

(Or: a young Derek safewords out of a D/s scene with Domme Kate Argent. Convinced it was his fault and that there’s something horribly fucked up inside him, he moves to New York and tries to bury the need for submission he doesn’t know how to get rid of. Then, when he’s twenty-three, he comes back to Beacon Hills for his mother’s funeral and meets eighteen-year-old fledgling Dom Stiles.)

Mpreg

Mates

Baby If You Only Knew Angst 14,867 Mature "“Oh for christ- I’m pregnant!” Stiles yells, “There is a baby gestating in my stomach, due in approximately seven months. You’re the father. Congratulations.”"

Months after spending the night with Derek, Stiles discovers he’s pregnant. Of course it isn’t enough that there is a new threat facing Beacon Hills or that Derek is ignoring him like the plague. No, the universe just had to throw teenage pregnancy into the mix.

Make a Wish Angst 15,961 Teen "Stiles wished he could fix this, wished so badly that he could make it up to Scott and somehow give him his life back. But Scott’s old life was gone and it was Stiles’ fault."

Or the one where Stiles accidentally sparks a wish, Derek has a breakdown and then deals with his man-pain, and no one can get through breakfast without breaking something. Also being a werewolf is more than just having fangs and claws. Grr. I wanted to explore what that might mean, and the different ways humans and werewolves would read the same situations. Surprisingly Derek had a lot to say on the subject.

Pining!Stiles
Magic!Stiles
Patterns of Intention - ♥ Angst 17,085 Explicit Derek looked like the stuff of his deepest fantasies. His shirt was rumpled where Stiles had his hands in it, and he was breathing hard as well, chest heaving. His eyes—his eyes were glazed over and he looked stunned, like he’d been—like Stiles had— “No,” Stiles said, blood draining from his face. The word was croaky and felt like it had to be wrenched out of his chest. “God, no.”
Spark, Smolder, Catch Angst 18,347 Explicit When Stiles starts pulling down Derek’s burnt-out house, Derek finds himself letting him. He doesn’t know why. Wherein Stiles and Derek are both broken and doing more damage might just be what they both need to move on.
A/B/O Dynamics

Omega!Stiles

Pining!Stiles
Hello, Heartbreaker Angst 18,472 Explicit It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.

Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone’s a werewolf, and everyone’s alive.)


Pretend Boyfriends

Soul Bond

We are Drifting on a Vast Dark Sea Angst 18,899 Mature A threat to the pack forces Stiles and Derek into pretending to be mates, and it’s all fun and games until the line between pretend and reality blurs.
No Aphrodisiac Like Loneliness Angst 19,705 Explicit Stiles is 27 now, with a master’s degree and a career and a house and a serious boyfriend and a life in San Francisco that doesn’t include Derek. But then Stiles unexpectedly shows back up in Beacon Hills, and Derek would recognize that scent anywhere.

Hooker!Stiles

AU: Werewolves Known

Don't Worry Baby - ♥ ♥ ♥ Angst 20,276 Explicit "You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point." Derek doesn’t respond.
Post 3a Inertia Angst 21,608 Mature The last thing Derek and Cora are expecting to find outside their motel room is a gaunt Stiles Stilinski, lacrosse bag on one shoulder and the weight of the world on the other.
Mates Of Wolves and Doughnuts Angst 22,340 Teen When Derek was fifteen, circumstance and a goddamn doughnut had seen fit to Bond him to Stiles Stilinski.

In which Derek is more cunning than anyone gives him credit for, Stiles doesn’t understand why the new Alphas in town are all up in his business and everyone gets a violent crash-course in what it means to be Pack, whether they’re in it or not.

Be Near Me - ♥ Angst 22,513 Explicit It’s been over three months since John found out that werewolves are real when Stiles goes to the grocery store one night and doesn’t come back.
Hide of a Life War - ♥♥ Angst 26,102 Explicit “We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning…” The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
Magic!Stiles Stay Still Angst 29,580 Mature They read the entry on the alphas, then Derek crawls into Stiles’s bed and Stiles joins him, and they fall asleep twisted together. He wakes up alone, but there’s a note stuck to his computer. Gone to let the others know about the alphas. Don’t do anything stupid.
With Bloody Feet Across the Hallowed Ground - ♥♥ Angst 29,900 Teen There were no last words. No more pleas, no more screaming. Just the sound of Stiles squeezing the trigger, the explosion of a second shot rocketing out of the revolver, and the hunters bursting through the open doorway just in time to see the bullet slam squarely into the center of Derek’s chest.
And You Say You're Alone -♥ ♥ Angst 30,314 Explicit Between the kanima, the Argents, and Peter's untimely return from the dead, everything has fallen apart. Stiles and Derek try to put their lives back together once the crisis has passed. Stiles deals with the aftermath of being tortured, and the distance growing between he and Scott. Derek attempts to become a stronger alpha and keep his pack safe, and that includes Stiles.
Mates Wayward and Down - ♥ Angst 32,431 Explicit Pack is family. Family is everything. This is Stiles’ senior year, and it’s nothing he could have imagined.

or

That time it took not one, but two separate troll attacks and a malevolent coven of witches for Stiles to figure out how he felt about Derek.
By Any Other Name - ♥♥♥ Angst 33,090 Explicit He doesn’t know his name, he doesn’t know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he’s on the run with. But he’s pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Pining!Derek
Oblivious!Stiles
Dancing (With Another Man) Angst 35,476 Mature Derek Hale fell in love with Stiles Stilinski the moment he laid eyes on him. The boy was imperfect, vibrant, and confusing - everything Derek never knew he was missing in his life. The problem, though, is that Derek doesn’t want to ruin his newly formed friendship with the boy. But with each day that passes, Derek finds that his chances start to run thin, until his world turns over completely when Stiles gets a boyfriend.
This is Ridiculous Angst 35,818 Explicit There’s a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken’ unicorn. In fricken’ Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren’t drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who’s the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that’s who.
This Time with Feeling - ♥ ♥ Angst 36,132 Explicit "Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it."

In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU

Our Lives Are Changing Lanes Angst 47,537 Explicit There’s a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn’t really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line.Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude’s got kids hanging all over him; one’s on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There’s a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he’s got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles’ mouth drops open.

"How many of those kids did you kidnap?” he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, “You think I’d subject myself to this on purpose?”

"Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I’m telling Mom."

Kid Fic

Dad!Derek
The Littlest Alpha Angst 52,508 Explicit Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride. But Stiles doesn’t expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say “family.”
Worlds That Turn On Their Own Angst 54,954 Explicit When Stiles had left Beacon Hills, he’d done it with every intention of never coming back. Ten years later, he finds himself forced back to his hometown. Of course, it’s not long before things are just as they had been before — that is, falling headlong towards disaster, and this time, stopping it isn’t really an option.

AU: Werewolves Known

Slavery
Pack Up; Don't Stray - ♥ ♥ ♥  Angst 55,220 Explicit AU – Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinksi’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.
Mates I'm Still Up and Driving Angst 58,155 Mature Jackson decides to teach Stiles a lesson for the interest he shows in Lydia. Stiles doesn’t say anything until four months later.
Play it Again - ♥♥ Angst 63,206 Teen In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself. “Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
Don't Speak - ♥♥♥ Angst 68,941 Teen testing their strengths and weaknesses. When one of the Alphas goes after Stiles and he’s injured, he awakens in the hospital later to realize that something’s wrong. Very wrong. How is he supposed to deal with the fact that he’s lost the ability to communicate with his dad and his friends? Without his ability to talk, his sarcasm, and his wit, what does Stiles even have left? Enter Derek, the only one who seems to make it better.
Magic!Stiles
Feral!Derek
Stand Fast in Your Enchantments Angst 76,956 Explicit "Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf." An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.

AU: Werewolves Known

AU: No Hale Fire

Pornstar!Derek

Pornstar!Stiles
Dating Backwards Angst 85,826 Explicit Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That’s not going to change after they meet. It’s really not.
(It might.)
Between the Click of the Light and the Start of the Dream Angst 105,192 Explicit A twig snaps, and then Stiles hears breathing and the rustle of leaves. He strains to get a better glimpse into the darkness, but it’s pointless. There’s nothing but a black void.  

It’s Stiles’ senior year, and he’s trying to concentrate on normal things - like the lacrosse championship, spring break, prom, graduation (and definitely not Derek) - when he starts having nightmares and waking up in the middle of nowhere. Oh yeah, and he’s being haunted by a hag. Great.

The Boy and the Beast Angst 116,686 Mature In which events in Beacon Hills go rather differently from the start, and a Beauty and the Beast (ish) story ensues. (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)

Mates

AU: Werewolves Known

Divided We Stand Angst 156,742 Mature Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….
Magic!Stiles Posing Problems - Series - WIP Angst 335,233 Explicit He needed an actual hobby outside of work where he would interact with actual people who did not live with him or talk to him through the internet or his phone. Like yoga? His stupid mind supplied in an annoyingly accurate imitation of Scott’s voice. Stiles sighed. Like yoga. “Fuck.”
Underneath Your Clothes Crack 1,489 Teen Derek gets a surprise when he wanders into Stiles’s bedroom. “Shakira is awesome!” Stiles defended, and he wiggled his hips as if to prove his point, seemingly deciding against being embarrassed, as usual. “And I’ll have you know, it could be worse. At least I don’t have Justin Bieber’s album like Jackson. I saw it in his Porsche.” He went back to wiggling his hips, and Derek looked over to his computer monitor displaying his Itunes.
The Pros and Cons of Simulated Love Crack 3,688 Teen And with that Stiles’ slightly-creepy-still-mostly-just-amusing afternoon (and night) came to a dramatic, screeching halt. Because no absolutely not NO was Stiles allowed to be attracted to a stupid, pixelated avatar that was slightly influenced by Derek Hale’s character. No.
Two Heads are Better Than One Crack 6,632 Mature Scott calls and asks him to come out to investigate a person they believe to be a trickster of some sort. Derek tells him to go on ahead; he has more important things to do. Like sit at home and wonder how his life went from killing his uncle, dealing with his uncle coming back from the dead, killing a vengeful and malevolent lizard spirit, surviving the Alpha Pack, somehow getting all the pack to graduate, to Derek now having a talking dick. Talk about down size.
The One Where Derek is Courting and Stiles Fears the Zombie/Werewolf Apocalypse Crack 8,318 Mature Written for this prompt: Awkward courtship funtimes! Derek is courting Stiles in the way that all male animals go about impressing their mates. Giving them practical (if weird, like, Derek gives Stiles 10kg of steak) gifts, making a nice home (he starts renovating the old Hale house), weird shit like that. Stiles is oblivious, and Scott keeps sort of helplessly hinting at what Derek is doing to little effect. Make me giggle and squeal into my pillow anon.
By The Hour Crack 16,489 Not Rated The one where Stiles thought Derek was a hooker who needed feeding, and Derek thought Stiles was interested in him.
Needs More Sparkly Pens Fanart N/A General Derek finds a notebook.
Let It Be Me Feels 1,495 General After everything that happened, Stiles goes to see Derek.
Post 3a Next Time Say Goodbye Feels 2,058 General "Thanks for not saying goodbye, douchewolf" 
5+1 Five Times Derek and Stiles Weren't Actually Boyfriends (And One Time They Were) Feels 2,862 Teen In which Derek and Stiles are essentially a married couple. Except they’re not actually dating.
It Was All an Accident Feels 3,680 Mature He’s sure that some complicated law of physics is in danger of being broken here. Something about two things being incapable of occupying the same space at the same time.
Love, Like a Sentence of Death Feels 3,950 Explicit "Derek would like to ignore it and never speak of it again, but that’s the exact opposite of how Stiles operates." Despite the title there is no death in this story and it does have a happy ending, I promise.
And Every Demon Wants Feels 4,310 Teen

(… his pound of flesh.)

The first bruise is from a playful shove delivered by Scott. It rests just underneath his last left rib, yellowing with time. The flesh there feels tender to his touch, even though it doesn’t outright hurt. When he takes his shirt off for lacrosse practice the first time after that he is self conscious. What if somebody notices? What if they bring it up? What if they tell his dad?
Post 3a To Blame Feels 4,473 Teen Post 3x12: Everything always seems to be Derek’s fault, even when he’s no longer around.
I'd Catch a Grenade for You (You'd Do the Same) Feels 4,845 Teen Stiles takes a silver bullet aimed at Derek. It’s all very strangely light hearted after that.
Choices Feels 4,846 Teen Stiles receives a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, the chocolates end up containing trace amounts of love potion.
Established Relationship Incommunicado Feels 5,433 Mature Why is Derek being so weird? Derek looks up from where he’s adjusting his shirt back into his pants - really? - and pauses. “Stiles?” Clearly something in his scent is giving him away, but he’s too busy swallowing against the sting of bile that has made its way into his throat and checking behind the couch for future murder victims because Derek is totally cheating on him.
Post 3a Start Over Tonight Feels 5,520 Mature He hasn’t been sleeping. Ever since they did the ritual, he hasn’t had one full night of sleep and when it’s really bad, he finds himself parked outside Derek’s abandoned loft.
Friends w/ Benefits My Heart Comes Tumbling Down Feels 5,689 Explicit "This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.
Post 3a I'm Gonna Write Another Traveling Song Feels 5,703 Teen They are in Santa Rosa when he gets the first text. 'im sorry' Derek stares at it for what feels like a minute but is probably twenty seconds. Still excessive. The phone beeps again. 'for the Kate thing i mean. i'm sorry for bringing it up and rubbing your face in it'
Things to Do on the Dates You Aren't Having Feels 5,703 Mature "So are we dating now or what?" Stiles asks the third time he finds himself doing the obligatory postcoital cuddling with a certain sour wolf.
Worth the Wait to Give You My Heart Feels 6,303 Teen All of Derek’s memories surrounding his birthday were of his family, of their deaths. After leaving Beacon Hills, he thought the past was behind him; until he and Stiles began exchanging SnapChats.
Bodyswap Where is My Mind Feels 6,585 Mature “Ground rules: no jerking off,” Scott says. “No using my body to mack on my best friend, okay, that’s fucking gross.”
Mates With This Ring Feels 7,578 Explicit Stiles always knew he was going to wind up married and mated to the Hale Alpha. There was a legal contract and everything. He just didn’t plan on it being Derek Hale, or for it to feel like this.
When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear Feels 7,817 Teen There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.
Work in Progress Feels 7,856 General “What are you trying to do?” Lydia asks finally. “Fix Derek,” Stiles says, not bothering to dissemble – Lydia’s been lied to enough. “You know, before someone or something else tries to use him.”
AU: Other

Abominable Snowman!Stiles

Snow Day Feels 8,316 Teen Abominable Snowman!Stiles is so adorable. I can’t.  “It’s not a big deal. It just happens when I’m… cold,” Stiles offers, scratching gingerly at his head with a claw and then grimacing at it like it’s betraying him. “Are you serious?” “Hey, who are you to judge, wolfman?”
Established Relationship
Pack Feels
Last Year's Predictions Didn't Come Out Quite As Expected Feels 8,526 Mature A year ago if someone had told Stiles he’d be going to prom with Erica Reyes and that Derek Hale would be lounging on his bed watching him dither over outfits, gaze ranging from amusement to lust filled every other minute Stiles would have punched them in the face. Or maybe tossed holy water on them.
Post 3a Living in your Letters Feels 9,678 Teen Stiles starts writing to Derek after he and Cora leave town.
AU: Werewolves Known You are the Moon Feels 10,055 Teen Stuff Stiles doesn’t like to deal with first thing: hot, moist dog breath in his face, a cuddly werewolf creepifying his perfectly normal morning wood with shades of bestiality, and his dad holding his service revolver up against the skull of his bedmate, never mind the fact that his bedmate could possibly be a vicious unhinged rogue omega.
Magic!Stiles It's Shake 'n Bake, and I Helped! Feels 11,695 Mature It started on a rainy Tuesday in early May of his senior year. Stiles went into Derek's Loft 2.0 with cherry intact and left six hours later, having lost both his virginity and his old purple hoodie. He immediately called Scott and teased him with all the gory details, and when Scott hung up on him, he called Lydia. Lydia, at least, listened to everything, and talked him through a tricky little tangle he'd come up with while working on his newest batch of talismans. (No one else liked the idea of Stiles experimenting with magic, not since the weekend Scott could only talk in animal noises thanks to Stiles substituting a key ingredient in a Dr. Doolittle potion.) Stiles went to sleep that night a little punch-drunk, a little smug, and a little hungry for Cheez-Its. Nine months later, Lydia gave birth to Stiles & Derek's love child. It was completely beautiful and stress-free.
Break the Ice Feels 11,847 Mature Stiles gets hit by a spell that makes him extra super duper cold. He needs constant heat to survive until someone finds a cure.
5+1 Winter of the Fall Feels 12,783 Explicit Of course it couldn’t be an ordinary cold snap. Of course there was something supernatural to it. That was just how things worked in Beacon Hills. (or five times Stiles was cold and one time he wasn’t.)
Post 3a
Pining!Derek
Rumour Has It Feels 12,979 Explicit Now rumour has it she ain’t got your love anymore.

Based on the prompt:

"Senior year, and Stiles has grown into himself damn well. People keep asking him out, and so he’s dating for the first time ever. And Derek is (for reasons unknown being a complete dick."
Friends w/ Benefits Just a Few Extra Benefits Feels 13,053 Explicit When Derek comes to Stiles with a confession that he has trust issues that make any sex life impossible, he offers Stiles a mutually beneficial proposal: They are close friends who trust each other explicitly, therefore, they can have sex with each other and take care of both his intimacy issues and Stiles's 'virginity' issue all in one no-strings-attached deal. Derek and Stiles are comfortable with their arrangement... It's everybody else that is waiting for their friendship to be damaged beyond repair.
Sparks Fly Feels 13,166 Explicit “So how is you loving me not bullshit?” Derek asked, sensing that he had won judging by his stupid smug smile. Of course Derek would be the only person in the world who was smug when someone wasn’t in love with him. “Just shut up,” Stiles said. “Fine, I don’t love you. Not right now anyway. But I will.”
Demon!Stiles The Time Stiles Gets Possessed (By a Demon Named Bob) Feels 13,228 Explicit Stiles is walking through the woods when the demon takes him. His mind is reeling with distracting thoughts of a stupid alpha werewolf and their kisses, and he doesn’t know what hits him when there’s black smoke swirling all around.
Solitary Animals Feels 13,666 Teen In which the Alpha pack wants to take something important away from the Hale pack, and there’s only one sure way to keep Stiles safe. Negotiations of a personal nature ensue.
College!AU
Pining!Derek
Hands Too Shaky to Hold Feels 14,415 Mature When Derek shows up late to his art class, the last person he expects to see modeling is Stiles.
5+1 Five Times Stiles Doesn't Actually Need a Condom (And One Time He Does) - ♥ ♥ Feels 14,481 Mature Stiles doesn’t actually mean to become Beacon Hills High’s go-to guy for free condoms and sex advice. It just happens.

Pack Feels

Pining!Derek

Oblivious!Stiles

Show Me the Way Back Home Baby- ♥ ♥ ♥  Feels 14,968 Teen In which Lydia and Jackson produce the world’s cutest baby, and the pack goes crazy— the good kind of crazy. Except for Derek, who is afraid of tiny cute babies and Stiles who plans to be the best Uncle ever. Even if Danny called dibs on Godfather.
AU: Human Come Fly With Me (Or Don't) Feels 15,325 Mature Stiles is overworked and stressed out when his flight home gets delayed due to copious amounts of snow. He finds entertainment with one Derek Hale, whom he hasn't seen since high school but really doesn't mind getting reacquainted with. Especially when it turns out Derek is surprisingly hilarious and will reluctantly play snap with him. And can walk on his hands.
The Message Feels 15,534 Explicit Derek didn’t know what to call it, other than fucking. No other way to explain it. It didn’t matter that they hadn’t actually fucked or even touched each other outside of their explicit text messages with very explicit photo attachments. Peter knows what it is. It’s sexting. Stiles wants more, but Derek can’t give it to him - he’s just too damn young.

Derek is a sexy stalker, Stiles is poetically dirty, Peter is a gay fairy godmother, Lydia knows what’s up, Boyd is a sweetheart, Erica and Isaac are bitches, Jackson is supposed to be dead, Danny is a gay nightlife ambassador, and Scott doesn’t even like guys that way.

Pretend This is Our Den, Kay? Feels 16,141 Mature In which Stiles is raised by (were)wolves, and he and Derek are childhood sweethearts that never stopped. Also, Kate Argent is a homicidal maniac but a very helpful plot device.
(After All) You're My Wonderwall Feels 17,562 Mature Stiles Stilinski met Derek Hale when he was 7 years old, after Derek helped him scare a bully away. They became the unlikeliest of friends, and it changed everything.
AU: Human

No Hale Fire

Pretend Boyfriends
Mistletoe Never Lies Feels 19,220 Explicit Derek Hale loves his family, he really does. He just wishes they weren’t so determined to set him up. When he finally blurts out that he has a boyfriend, and quickly gives his mother the name of the barista at his local coffee shop as his “boyfriend”, he figures that buys him a little peace. He probably should have been paying attention to the part of the conversation where he agreed to bring Stiles home for Christmas to meet the family.

Slow Build

Movie Dates with the Alpha - ♥ Feels 19,491 Teen Stiles is off to college and gets homesick one Friday night, so he calls Derek. When Derek finds out Stiles is out of Flex spending money, Derek orders him a pizza. And then they watch a movie. For some reason, it becomes a weekly thing. It’s not weird.
Oblivious!Stiles All I Tend to Do is Think of You Feels 19,616 Teen Stiles has decided to move away for college to put some space between himself and the craziness that is Beacon Hills and everyone keeps checking up on him. Well, almost everyone.

AU: Human

AU: College

Teacher!Derek

Student!Stiles
Reach Out Feels 20,246 Explicit Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice…With the Same Person

-0-

Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention. It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet. So it starts off as a joke.

Fem!Stiles Air on a G String Feels 20,974 Explicit A Maenad is after Lydia, and when she doesn’t get what she wants, she takes it out on Stiles.

Or the one where Stiles suddenly has lady bits and he’s not quite sure what to do with them.

Pretend Boyfriends

Pining!Derek

Pining!Stiles

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel Feels 21,285 Explicit Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president's son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.

Our Memories are Numbered - ♥ ♥ ♥  Feels 23,105 Explicit Stiles’ Jeep grinds to a halt, he sees someone running through the rain, he’s not expecting it to be Derek. He’s not expecting a Derek without any memories either, or an Alpha pack that’s coming for all of them. He probably should’ve, because lately nothing goes the way he expects.
Open the Door - ♥ ♥ ♥  Feels 24,871 Teen Derek gives Stiles his jacket.
Fox!Stiles A (Sort of) Fairytale - ♥ ♥ ♥  Feels 25,800 Mature The summer after senior year starts normally enough, with the gang spending their final months before college together at the Martin family’s lake house. Then Jackson stumbles onto the burial ground of a witch’s ex-husband, Stiles is magically turned into a fox, and things somehow manage to get worse from there. The gratuitous Princess Bride references are only of moderate help.
We've Written Volumes (In Blood and Scars and Ink) - ♥ ♥ ♥ Feels 25,935 Explicit Stiles is on his back on hard-packed dirt. He’s cold and there are leaves stuck to his neck and there’s a four inch gash in his side that he thinks he can feel his ribs through. There’s so much blood around him he feels like he’s floating on a pond and everything is so much dimmer above him than it was a minute ago, which is saying something because he’s in the dark center of the forest in the middle of the night. And the worst of it is that he’s alone, totally alone with the smell of his own blood drowning him and the soft side of him run through by a tree. As his eyes slip shut, the last thing he thinks is, “This is going to kill my dad.”
Feral!Derek Lock All the Doors Behind You Feels 25,959 Mature He has no idea what you’re supposed to say when you find one of your…werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they’re about to see what your insides taste like. There’s no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
AU: Human

Pretend Boyfriends

Adorable Is Not the Word Feels 26,172 Mature Derek didn’t even like Stiles Stilinski, but with Laura paying him a surprise visit he needed a pretend partner and he needed one fast. Stiles just happened to be in the right place at the right time. Completely coincidentally of course; it didn’t have anything to do with the crush Derek had on Stiles for months. That was purely physical anyway.
AU: College

Magic!Stiles

Beauty and the Ex Feels 26,313 Mature Stiles doesn’t want to screw up his chances with Josh, so he does something he may regret: he goes to Derek Hale, Josh’s intimidating ex-boyfriend, for dating advice. Things don’t go according to plan. But with a little magic (and werewolves) they might go all right.
Mates
College!AU
Nothing Short of Perfect - ♥ Feels 27,019 Explicit In which Derek and Stiles are made aware of their potential and have to make a choice about what their relationship will be.

“Let me get this straight,” his dad says. “You’re telling me a witch told Derek and yourself that you could be destined to be together and now Derek will be going to college with you?” Stiles shrugs, resting his hands on his legs to stop himself from fidgeting. “That’s about it, yep.”

Pretend Boyfriends Electricity in the Contact Feels 27,067 Explicit In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
Convenience Feels 28,162 Explicit Starts with Stiles running into Derek while buying condoms for Scott. Follows the course of their relationship.
5+1 Pretty Much Normal Feels 29,331 Teen "I can't believe you've only been back four days and already need my help," Stiles says as he sweeps into the loft. "No, wait, scratch that. I totally believe it."

(Or, five times Derek and Stiles shared a room because of a supernatural threat, and one time there was no threat at all.)

Dude, Werewolves Feels 29,623 Explicit Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.
Crash Lander's - ♥ ♥ ♥ Feels 31,173 Teen In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)
Fray Feels 33,601 Explicit Erica and Boyd are still missing; Scott is an inabsentia best friend; Stiles is rediscovering himself; and the alpha pack is lurking out of sight. But a wet and mostly boring summer is just about to get very interesting indeed, and whether Stiles likes it or not, he is at the heart of it.
Pack Feels Stilinski's Home for Wayward Wolves - ♥ ♥ ♥  Feels 35,197 Teen At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

Pining!Derek Mating Habits of the Domesticated North American Werewolf Feels 35,458 Mature Derek doesn’t do pining. He doesn’t. So when it becomes clear that Stiles is much more interested in having Derek as a new best friend than a boyfriend, he puts on his big boy pants and makes it fucking work. He becomes the best goddamn friend a spastic teenager could ever hope to have.
Mates Heat Feels 39,684 Explicit “Holy shit, you’re in heat!” Stiles shouted, the light bulb going off and bringing with it endless amusement.
Friends w/ Benefits The Worst Thing I Ever Did - ♥♥ Feels 41,088 Explicit Stiles would say his relationship with Derek is about fifteen percent empty threats, thirty percent sass, ten percent avoiding violence together, and five percent eyebrows. 
If anyone asked, he would say the remaining forty percent is mutual orgasms. It’s a good thing no one ever asks.
Oblivious!Stiles
Pining!Derek
Sleeping Dogs - ♥♥ Feels 42,370 Mature

Let sleeping dogs lie.
Prov. Do not instigate trouble.;Leave something alone if it might cause trouble.

Derek Hale is asleep in Stiles's bed. And it just escalates from there.
Because of course it does.
Will to Follow Through - ♥ ♥ ♥ Feels 42,411 Teen “It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.” “Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.” “I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.” “There are worse ways to die.”
Every Step You Take - ♥ ♥ ♥ Feels 49,347 Mature Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.
Deputy!Derek
Mates
Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating It Feels 51,001 Mature Derek thinks he’s doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family’s concerns he remains adamant that he doesn’t need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
Important Things Feels 71,466 Mature Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?
Actor!Stiles
Deputy!Derek
Just Act Normal Feels 78,677 Explicit If someone had told Stiles back in high school that he would be an Oscar winning actor by the time he turned 25, he would’ve probably told Scott to punch them. The thing is, though…they would’ve been right. Which makes returning to Beacon Hills, center of all that is supernatural and better left avoided, all the more awkward.
Vertical Snuggling Fluff 611 Teen Sometimes you just need a hug, and sometimes you need it more than you know.
Heart All Around My Feet, Don't You Ever Sweep the Street Fluff 1,203 Teen Kink meme fill. Stiles knows he isn’t attractive to gay guys or straight girls. He decides to check in with Derek on the straight dudes thing. Scott wants it known that his only problem with this is that he had to be there to hear it.
The Time Stiles Totally Knew What He Was Doing Fluff 1,462 Not Rated Stiles aggressively woos himself. Derek is there too.
AU: No Hale Fire Friends Don't Let Friends Drunk Dial Fluff 1,849 Teen But no one said anything about sisters.

Wherein Derek drunk dials Stiles, Stiles didn’t know ANYONE was that interested in his moles and Laura can’t stop laughing.

Sure, Derek, Just Keep Telling Yourself That Fluff 1,897 Teen Derek’s house has become a mistletoe trap, and he feels like he needs to teach his pack a lesson. This lesson involves kissing Stiles. Or so Derek tells himself.
Pining!Stiles He Who Sleeps in the Buff is In for a Nude Awakening Fluff 1,998 Mature A lifetime of dealing with the supernatural has prepared Stiles for a lot of things. He can totally run a mile in seven flat, he can dress his own wounds with nothing more than a half-shredded t-shirt and one of the alcohol packets he always keeps in his jeans, and he once hot-wired Derek’s camaro using only a ballpoint pen. He’s like MacGyver, but for things that go bump in the night. He’s so used to the weird and bizarre, in fact, that he was even relatively able to roll with the punches when “a werewolf and a mage walking into a nudist colony” became his actual life instead of the start of a dirty and undoubtedly hilarious joke. Nothing, however, could have prepared him for this. Derek is three feet to his right, naked as the day he was born, and he is beaming.
The One Where Stiles Vets Derek's Girlfriends Fluff 2,054 Teen Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.” Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”

*

This is some fluffy silliness I wrote in reaction to “The Girl Who Knew Too Much.” Anyone looking for a serious story should probably look elsewhere. However, if you want to know the kind of flaws Stiles discovers in Derek’s possible dates, this is the place for you.
Twisted Gifted Fluff 2,953 Teen Some gifts really need to be returned.

Written for a prompt by itwassoup on Tumblr: Stiles gets “blessed/gifted” by a witch to be like super attractive to everyone.

High School!AU Help Me Get in Touch (With What I Feel) Fluff 3,239 Explicit “Stiles, what happened?” Derek says as sternly as he can (which isn’t very). Nevertheless, there is a pause on the line, and a small sigh. “I was just…having some Stiles personal time, you know? And…I may have gotten something stuck. Um, in me.” “In you?” Derek says incredulously. “What do you…oh.” Enlightenment strikes. “Like, in your…” “Yes, in my butt!” Stiles snaps.
Pucker Up Fluff 3,520 Teen Stiles would have asked who in their right mind thought a kissing booth was a good idea for a fundraiser, except – oh, right – he’s on a lacrosse team populated entirely by male models.
Kiss and Tell (Loose Lips Sink Ships) Fluff 3,813 Teen Stiles and Derek kiss to save Beacon Hills from a curse, and it’s terrible. Really.

High School!AU

Friends w/ Benefits

All Things Bright and Beautiful Fluff 3,895 Mature "Hey, remember when we popped zits together? So sexy."
Temporary Fem!Stiles Switching Goals Fluff 3,906 Explicit “You’re kind of cute,” Lydia says, changing the subject, “in a sort of… lost baby squirrel in a pixie cut sort of way.” “Great,” he says, fumbling ineptly with the clasp on the bra. “Th… thanks, Lydia, that’s… quite the endorsement. I’m vermin.” Lydia and Erica peaceably watch him fuck around with the hooks for a full five minutes, this look on their faces like justice is finally being delivered. Stiles refuses to lose his temper with the thing in front of them, so he just doggedly keeps at it. Eventually, Lydia says, “We might have to invest in a frontal clasp for you.”
Chance Only Favours the Prepared Mind Fluff 4,154 General “What kind of bet did you lose that you have to go out with this?” the guy asked, gesturing to himself. “First person to flirt with me,” Derek grumbled.
Calm, Assertive Fluff 4,414 Teen Stiles tries to stealth-obedience train the werewolves. It goes about as well as can be expected.
Jealous!Derek Wingman Fluff 4,498 Teen Peter just wants to make it up to Derek for going crazy and trying to kill everyone. What better way than to set him up? With the sheriff’s son. By making him jealous. Yeah, there’s no way this could end badly. No way at all.
A/B/O Dynamics
Omega!Stiles
The Dating Game Fluff 4,596 Mature Derek doesn’t exactly understand how he ended up as a contestant on a dating show. He knows that it started with a lot of whiskey and a late night phone call to his sister and mockery. Lots and lots of mockery, because Laura never lets anything go, no matter how old she gets.

(Because what the world really needs is more Omegaverse!dating show fic in it. Right?)

The One with Napping Fluff 4,768 Mature It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

AU: Other

Tea Sprite!Stiles
Tea Sprite Fluff 4,828 General Lydia gives Derek tea as a house warming present. Stiles is a tea sprite.
Promises, Promises Fluff 4,941 Teen In which the makers of Dove’s Promises are trying to tell Derek Things. Important Things. And Stiles likes what they’re saying

AU: No Hale Fire

Pining!Derek

Pining!Stiles
A Slight Distraction Fluff 5,544 Teen Derek’s parents pick up a hitchhiker. Laura is completely horrible. Everything turns out better than expected.
If You Want My Love You Got It Fluff 5,797 Explicit "So I think we should date," said Stiles.
Stilinski Family Feels Father Knows Best Fluff 5,984 Teen Sheriff Stilinski has finally figured out the cause of the rift between them: his son’s gay, and he’s effectively cut that line of communication. Being the good father that he is, he tries to make sure Stiles knows that he can tell him anything, especially about Derek Hale. Their wires seem to have gotten crossed somewhere.
Lucky That I'm Yours Every Day Fluff 6,772 Teen Derek doesn’t see how Valentine’s Day can get any better than a normal day with Stiles.
Mates Triple Dog Dare Fluff 7,316 Mature It started off pretty simple. Full moon meeting, not enough snacks, Derek being a douche. Ha, alliteration! Then Lydia had to put down her book and do that scary, smile with the eyes thing she was so good at. “Why don’t we play a game?” This was either going to be awesome or they were all going to die as a result. Basically your average night with the pack.
First Date - ongoing series Fluff 18,287 General-Explicit “So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?” “Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.

AU: Human

AU: College
There is a Brotherhood Fluff 21,004 Explicit So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale’s fraternity.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Points (Is the Line From Me to You) Fluff 23,741 Explicit “You—I—” Stiles splutters for a second, scrutinizing Derek’s face. He huffs in frustration. “I take it all back. You haven’t changed at all, you’re still acting like a petulant ten-year-old who unleashes his bad mood on others. You know, all Unleash the Derek style.” “‘Unleash the Derek’?” Derek asks, dubiously. “Yeah,” Stiles nods, gazing out the window again. “You know, the thing where you dump your bad mood on others, pour your suffocating attitude over everyone around you, twist everything that is said to you into some sort of—insult or whatever. It’s what I used to call it back in high school.” “Sometimes I get the feeling you were dropped on your head an awful lot as a child,” Derek says appraisingly, eyebrows furrowed. Stiles snorts. “Yeah, right back at you.” Derek’s lips quirk in amusement, he arches his eyebrows. “I was, actually. But unlike you I regained full health.”
Safe Space Porn with (some) Plot 4,638 Explicit Three times Derek caught Stiles jerking off in the Jeep on the Preserve.
One-Handed Typing Porn with (some) Plot 6,857 Explicit Stiles makes a cyber sex buddy who supposedly looks like a dark-haired version of his favorite character on his favorite show. Which, coincidentally enough, is also what Derek looks a hell of a lot like.
Hooker!Derek
AU: Werewolves Known
But Monsters Are Always Hungry, Darling Porn with (some) Plot 7,070 Explicit "I just…I just want someone to fuck me,” he blurts out, flailing his hands around. “I mean, like, really fuck me. Not any of this wishy-washy stuff, but someone with strength and stamina who’ll actually, honestly, fuck me, hold me down and fuck me so hard I can still feel it the next day.”

“So, essentially, you want a werewolf,” Lydia deduces.

“Where would I even find a werewolf willing to fuck a human?” Stiles demurs. Werewolves mostly keep to themselves. Stiles doesn’t blame them.

“Oh for Christ’s sake.” Lydia levels him with a hard look. “You find them where you find everyone you can purchase the fulfillment of your every sexual fantasy. Find a damn hooker.”

Pining!Derek
Oblivious!Stiles
Model!Stiles
Glossy Double Cover Spread Porn with (some) Plot 7,396 Explicit When Derek finds out exactly how Stiles has been able to afford the tuition for his fancy private college, he becomes a touch…obsessed. To be fair, the ads are available to anyone who buys the magazines, so it’s totally not weird or creepy at all that he keeps a box of them under his bed. And if he’s asked to be a model, as well, who will happen to work alongside Stiles in shoots, well…that’s purely coincidence. He’s been meaning to get a job, anyway.
AU: Human

50 Shades AU

You Were A Kindness When I Was a Stranger Porn with (some) Plot 8,092 Explicit "It’s not all handcuffs and spankings and learning to deep throat." This is an AU with consensual BDSM sex acts, in which Derek supports Stiles financially in exchange for a sexual relationship. Stiles is of legal age.
Fem!Stiles Girl Trouble Porn with (some) Plot 8,582 Explicit “Dude. You have boobs,” Scott replies, staring at Stiles’ chest. “What?” Stiles puts hands on his chest, pauses a moment, and then cups his breasts. He pulls the neck of shirt out, and looks inside. “What the fuck, I have boobs! And what the hell has happened to my voice?” “It’s an octave lower?” Derek deadpans, raising an eyebrow.
You Left the Window Open and I Crawled Inside Porn with (some) Plot 14,057 Explicit Alternate Universe : In which Derek and Stiles are neighbors, and Stiles somehow gets the fantastic idea to hack Derek’s computer to allow him an all access pass to spy through his webcam. It’s not like he’ll see something he shouldn’t, right?
Anatomy of a Werewolf PWP 1,533 Explicit Derek as a tactile study guide for Stiles.

Written for a prompt by descendingspiral on Tumblr, who asked for: Stiles needs to focus on studying for his Anatomy class. Derek volunteers his body.

Lettin' Your Worries Pass You By PWP 2,086 Explicit In which Derek fails at loving himself, and Stiles accidentally becomes his guru.
It's a Good Plan (And it Almost Works) PWP 2,291 Explicit Stiles walks in on Derek having a wet dream and can’t quite manage to tear himself away. He’s magnificent. Stiles takes in the smooth planes of pale skin stretched over muscle and bone, the powerful strength of Derek’s body evident even in sleep. His nipples are tight in the chill of the early morning and the rippled cut of his abs shift as Derek stirs again, hitching his hips restlessly. Stiles’ gaze moves lower still and oh, okay. Fuck.Derek’s definitely having a dream that’s more of the good variety than the scary.
Take Me to the Surface PWP 2,354 Explicit “So, um, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when you said you wanted to repay me,” Stiles says, apprehension coiled in the pit of his stomach. Derek’s wet, well, they both are, but Stiles had been drying off a little before Derek pressed him against the wall with his body. “I was thinking maybe after you gave me a ride, you just wouldn’t kill me later? Ever?”
I Turn My Camera On PWP 2,840 Explicit Stiles does online porn shows in his bedroom, broadcast on his webcam. People pay money to subscribe to his show in order to type requests/commands on what they want Stiles to do to himself during the live-feed. Derek either A) stumbles across Stiles’ webshow and/or B) climbs through Stiles’ window when he’s in the middle of a show. Any and all kinks welcome, take it from there!
I Cannot Make PWP 2,857 Explicit "Why." It isn’t a question. Stiles continues laughing so hard his eyes water, stomach aching. When he’s done catching his breath he looks over at Derek and manages a not-at-all-giggly shrug. “Because, dude. It fits.” On the side of the bed-pallet-thing it reads For A Good Puppy.
Closed Circuit PWP 3,688 Explicit Don’t piss off the witch on the third floor. Well, not too often.
If I Had a Wish (Or Even a Choice) PWP 3,892 Explicit Stiles has a preference for written porn. He also has a thing for Derek’s voice. So when Derek finds his erotica collection, this is clearly either the best or the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
Cause of Death PWP 4,227 Explicit It turns out that although Stiles may be the one who’s been caught wearing panties, he isn’t the only one with an awkward boner, and that makes him feel a whole lot better about this situation.
There Ain't No Heaven PWP 4,805 Explicit Derek and Stiles are forced to spend the night in a car and Stiles pops an awkward boner.
Hard Pressed PWP 4,842 Explicit Derek maintains this wouldn’t be an issue if Stiles would just learn to knock.
Shadows and Soda Cans PWP 5,392 Explicit What so many of Stiles’ friends forget, is that while he’s only human, he notices things they don’t. They’ve got all these supernatural senses, they read fear and deception and arousal and dominance, but they don’t look with their eyes. They rely too much on that other stuff, and don’t see what’s right in front of them.

OR

The one where Stiles knows Derek creeps into his bedroom at night and decides to give him a show.
Pornstar!Stiles Silver (Vibrator) Bullet PWP 6,087 Explicit Stiles hadn’t meant for it to become a thing. He’d just been interested in helping out his fellow man. He certainly hadn’t meant for anyone to find out about it.

Or the one where Stiles makes amateur porn, and of course, a certain alpha finds out about it.

Bought the T-Shirt PWP 6,278 Explicit Stiles needs some help with a thing. (Post-ep for 3x03 “Fireflies”)
You Say You're Looking PWP 6,724 Explicit "Scoooott!" Stiles whines, louder than he’d intended. "I just want some sex, already!"

Or the time Stiles propositions the entire pack to get rid of his virginity, and he’s only twenty percent kidding. Okay, ten.

To Those Who Wait PWP 7,404 Explicit Derek and Stiles stuck in a room together while Derek is under the influence of a magical spell that makes him really, really horny. Basically I just felt like writing smut today.
Melting In Your Vice Dreams PWP 7,445 Explicit Scott and Stiles accidentally discover Derek’s secret New York career in porn.
Professional Misconduct PWP 7,936 Explicit

Stiles gets a massage. And then some.

Alternatively: in which Stiles’ mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.
Shelter PWP 7,958 Explicit After the rave, Stiles can’t go home, and Derek doesn’t want him to.
Touchpaper PWP 8,310 Explicit Danny is bruised. Their werewolf drama has officially bruised Danny. This is the worst day ever.
Jock!Derek
High School!AU
Practice Makes Perfect AU: Human 21,057 Explicit In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practicing alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.
Pining!Stiles Tumescent AU: Werewolves Known 9,316 Teen "I would have to want to date Derek for your plan to work," Stiles points out, secure in the knowledge that his logic is infallible and yes, he’s had a pointless and soul-destroying crush on Derek for as long as he can remember but nobody knows that.
Midnight on the Interstate AU: Human 7,101 General "Hey, Dad. Figured you’d be at work, but I wanted to let you know that if Scott starts spreading rumors that I’ve abandoned my education in order to kidnap my chem lab partner in the middle of the night so we can spend the rest of our lives rambling around the country in an SUV full of secrets and shame, it’s totally not true. Mostly. Okay, love you, bye."
All You're Giving Me is Friction 5+1 4,707 Mature kalpurna: is it weird that I want an original character to call Stiles a cock tease and Stiles is like WHAT and Derek is like what.
Pornstar!Stiles Your Majesty - ♥ ♥  AU: Human 22,291 Explicit It wasn’t like he was a pro or whatever, but like any teenage boy he’d spent a lot of time jerking off, and there were a lot of people on the internet that liked watching that sort of thing. And while the idea of doing actual porn - like, porn with another person’s dick in his ass porn - kind of made him uncomfortable, jerking off by himself in front of a camera sounded okay. If you’re good at something, never do it for free, right?

Based off a prompt asking for Stiles as a cam boy and Derek lusting after his hot virgin bod.

Bodyswap Might Not Make it Back AU: Other 23,347 Explicit Bodyswap. Because of the fun.
Dad!Derek When You Wish Upon a Dragon - ♥ ♥ ♥ Kid Fic 13,739 Teen Stiles is at the Hale house, lounging on the front stoop watching Isaac, Erica, and Boyd wrestle, when the baby comes running out of the woods.
Derek becomes instant father to a magically appearing baby and falls in love. Stiles can’t take the cute and worries Derek’s heart will break if he loses the kid.
Feels Like Belonging Pack Feels 2,513 Teen Stiles isn’t sure why all these werewolves think they have access to his bed. The explanation is just. Weird.
(Sacred) In the Ordinary - ♥ ♥ Slow Build 78,759 Explicit The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing’s gotten less complicated after all this time.

Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.

Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.
Pornstar!Derek Knot the Average Alpha AU: Werewolve Known 20,331 Explicit Stiles’ favourite porn star, Derek Hale, moves into his apartment block and there are inappropriate facial jokes, broken bones, and a staggering amount of threats in a tiny elevator.
Soul Bond Where Others Fade Away AU:Other 9,054 Teen When the name Grzegorz tattoos itself across Derek’s wrist in neat, thin strokes, his mother pats him on the head in sympathy and Laura laughs so hard she has to go to her room, the sound echoing down the hall as she goes. When it stays there for six years and no such Grzegorz appears, Derek seriously considers moving to Poland. Meanwhile, on Stiles’ eighteenth birthday when Derek crawls onto his skin, untidy and volatile, Lydia shrieks in sudden realization, and Jackson looks so entirely offended that even Danny can’t kiss him back to normal.
Established Relationship Hitching Down the Road of Life Kid Fic 6,296 Mature In which Derek & Stiles take a trip to visit another pack and end up coming home with a baby.
Dad!Derek
Teacher!Stiles
DILF - ♥ ♥ ♥ Kid Fic 30,871 Explicit "Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."
College!AU The Sweetest of Words (Have the Bitterest Taste) Pretend Boyfriends 9,902 Explicit “Ah, yeah, Desiree, I told you I was meeting someone. Well, that someone is Derek. My boyfriend. We’re totally in love.” His heart was racing and Derek was holding him so tight it was difficult to turn enough to face the young woman. What he did see of her had his breath catching on fishhooks in his throat. She was normally a relatively pretty girl, with cute round cheeks and large dark eyes, but in that moment she looked…terrifying. Her cheeks seemed gaunt, her eyes glowing like they were little windows peeking into a deep pit of raging flame.

(Or: Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek’s determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It’s not really as much of an act as either seems to think.)

Gravity's Got Nothing on You - ♥ ♥ ♥ Pretend Boyfriends 83,980 Explicit “Three weeks,” Derek says. “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says. “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so… “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.” “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
You Found Another Way to Tell the Truth Pretend Boyfriends 3,393 Teen The one where the Sheriff finds Derek in Stiles’s room in a compromising position and Derek maybe makes it worse. (Or better.)
Derek POV. Because this is a thing there needs to be more of.

aka What I want to happen in episode 3x04

On the Job Training Pretend Boyfriends 21,177 Teen Stiles finally gets the practical experience he’s been looking for. It’s safe to say it doesn’t happen even remotely the way he was expecting. AKA, pretend boyfriends! With a twist!
Ghost!Stiles I Died So I Could Haunt You AU: Other 1,267 Teen Haunting requires skill and showmanship. Something werewolves will never understand.
Merman!Stiles No Ocean's Left - ♥ ♥ AU: Other 14,207 Teen Stiles has always been a merman. He just never knew how to tell anyone. He hasn’t shifted since his mom died.
Game of Thrones!AU By Moon and Stars AU: Other 15,929 Mature "Have you heard of this Alpha?" Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it’s heavy and doesn’t sit well on Scott. He can’t shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it. "I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories." "Tell me of him. Tell me a war story."
My Heart Sings AU: Human 3,331 General "Evil ex," he breathes, clearing his throat and detaching himself enough to slide into the seat across from him. "Uh, yeah. So. That. Thanks. For saving me." Single Table cocks his head to the side, practically inspecting him. “From the evil ex?” Stiles laughs. Single Table’s voice is higher than he thought it would be, but not high, and it’s impossibly velvet-smooth. Stiles is melting. “Yeah. He just, uh, walked in. With a date. A date that’s like, fifty million times more attractive than I am.”
Oblivious!Stiles
College!AU
You and Your Stupid, Perfect Smile AU: Human 8,881 Mature The last thing Stiles expected to see that morning was the guy he’d been crushing hard on for months standing there dripping wet and practically naked. The last thing he wanted was to have to buddy up to the guy for the sake of his roommate, Erica, who had evidently started dating him. The last thing he’d ever intended was to come between them.
A/B/O Dynamics
Omega!Stiles
What's Ours is Ours AU: Other 14,392 Explicit Derek and Stiles never had sex outside of their respective Heats. After all, it wasn’t like they were actually together; Stiles just hated the way the Omega suppressants made him feel, and so Derek was helping him out. That was all it was. Even if it wasn’t close to all that Derek really wanted, that’s what it was.
College!AU
Teacher!Derek
Teacher!Stiles
What's in a Name? Pretend Boyfriends 10,855 Teen "My parents think we’re partners" Derek told Stiles one evening over a late night of grading.
"I would have said colleagues, but partners works,” was Stiles immediate reply.
Derek waited, knowing that Stiles would figure it out.
"Oh” was Stiles verbose second response. “And you didn’t tell them that we … aren’t. Huh."
Lay Us Down to Sleep Pack Feels 5,220 Teen Werewolves start sleeping in Stiles’ bed, when Stiles is still in it, because that’s what packs do. Weird, but it does give him nightmare-free sleep. And Derek seems to be dropping hints, maybe. Or maybe Stiles is just imagining that, since his Alpha-sized crush on Derek is getting out of hand. Or maybe not.
Deputy!Stiles Trust in This (Even If You're Scared Stiff) Kid Fic 10,460 Teen Stiles’ kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn’t sure yet, but he’s pretty sure the other kid’s dad is too hot to be human.
Here is the Deepest Secret Nobody Knows - ♥ ♥ ♥ Pack Feels 22,322 Teen “Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”
The Road to Self-Actualization is Littered with F-Bombs Pretend Boyfriends 24,811 Mature It’s Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he’s got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples’ retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It’s the world’s most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
A Handprint on the Door 5+1 5,233 Teen 5x Derek and Stiles ended up sleeping at the same time (but not necessarily together), and the one time they did.
Jealous!Derek
College!AU
He Gets Me High AU: Human 11,562 Explicit Stiles and Derek act like a couple. But they’re not. Seriously! Derek has a boyfriend and Stiles has a girlfriend. They’re just friends, overly-attached and possessive friends, but that’s it. Right?
Ghost!Stiles The Jelly to His Doughnut AU: Human 27,569 Explicit When Derek moves into his new house, he doesn’t expect it to be haunted by a teenage ghost called Stiles.
Can't Be Hateful Gotta be Grateful - ♥ Pretend Boyfriends 6,260 Teen "Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma."

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

Scent Marking for Dummies Pack Feels 8,824 Teen Stiles is almost used to being chased around the school by werewolves at this point. Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.
Teacher!Derek
Student!Stiles
High School!AU
You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski AU: Human 27,252 Explicit “And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.” The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it. “And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?” The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet. "I can’t work with this."
Soul Bond This Plan Will Work AU: Other 5,573 Teen Getting rid of a soulbond is more difficult than Derek expected.
Fox!Stiles Dirty Paws and Furry Coats AU: Other 57,621 Explicit Stiles is eight years old when his dad brings Derek home.

[AU based on Disney’s The Fox and the Hound]

Reasonable to Assume - ♥ ♥ Kid Fic 32,476 Explicit "You’re a werewolf! He’s a werebaby! How can you not know what to do with him?”
According to Plans Pretend Boyfriends 72,744 Explicit Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn’t have to pretend at all.

(Or: in which Stiles’ plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)

Wrong Number AU: Human 9,833 Teen Even wrong numbers can get it right sometimes.

…Or one where Stiles dials the wrong number and keeps forgetting to change it, while Derek ends up going along for the ride and sees Stiles four times before Stiles meets him.

Pining!Derek
Oblivious!Stiles
Cosomination 5+1 11,216 Teen Cosominate - To sleep together in the same bed or similar space.

Five Times Derek and Stiles Sleep Together - 4 platonic bed shares and one not-platonic bed share! Features Pining! Derek, Oblivious!Stiles and a very tense moment where Sheriff Stilinski has been hurt! But it all turns out okay.

Extenuating Circumstances 5+1 18,411 Teen Five times Stiles doesn’t believe it when Derek shows him affection (because he’s spent too much time reading stupid things on the internet), and one time he finally listens. (Or, the one where I laugh my way through fandom tropes.) set after season 2, no spoilers for season 3
Teacher!Derek
Student!Stiles
High School!AU
We Are So Intimately Arranged AU: Human 28,785 Explicit A High School AU where there are no werewolves and no hunters. Stiles is getting ready for his senior year when he meets Derek at the coffee shop he works at.
Fox!Stiles Back to Beacon Hills AU: Other 10,496 Explicit Stiles is a born werefox, returning to Beacon Hills with the hopes of starting over and finding some sort of home again. Maybe he can finally stay in one place long enough for his scent to catch.
Teacher!Stiles
Dad!Derek
Beside You Kid Fic 14,953 Teen Filled for the prompt: Derek is a single dad, and Stiles is either a kindergarten teacher or an au pair/nanny hired to take care of Derek’s kid. They fall in love. Werewolves optional.
Dad!Derek Prince Among Wolves - ♥ Kid Fic 101,000 Explicit Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
Not Your Disney Romance Pretend Boyfriends 42,065 Mature After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack’s alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.
Say Something Mature 49,724 Mature Derek starts crashing in Stiles’ room. For some reason, the only way either of them can sleep is with each other. Feels ensue.  That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie.
Magic!Stiles
Mates
Pretend Boyfriends
He's Not Mine Kid Fic 68,534 Explicit Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems.
Last Night's Dress (Tiptoe Out of This Mess) Pretend Boyfriends 16,730 Mature TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
It's a Funny Thing 5+1 8,028 Teen Stiles does not have many good experiences with people seeing him naked, because for some reason it seems like everyone thinks his junk is freaking hilarious. It hasn’t done wonders to his self-esteem.

or

Four times people laughed at a naked Stiles, and one time someone blushed and fell out of a window.
Special Instructions AU: Human 1,642 General The pizza place Stiles works at gets an odd prompt for their Special Instructions: Send your cutest delivery boy.
Deputy!Derek Riding the Lightning AU: Human 23,704 Explicit Stiles finds himself on the doorstep to his home in Beacon Hills, not remembering how he got here or why he’s barefoot. As it turns out, he was abducted a couple of weeks earlier from a college party and bears the same marks on his body as victims of a serial killer his dad just can’t seem to get a hold of. So there he is, with no memories of what happened, the last couple of weeks like a blank line in his mind and knowing all too well that he’s the best shot they have at catching this guy. As a key witness and in acute, assumed danger, he finds himself under surveillance 24/7 and more often than not, his dad’s best Deputy: Derek Hale, is sitting at his kitchen table.
Won't Treat You Like You're Typical Pretend Boyfriends 12,037 Not Rated "You think this is funny?" Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face. "I think it’s hilarious," Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. "Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!"
Telepathic Bond You're a Dream to Me AU: Other 11,810 Mature Derek has the first dream in a shitty motel room just across the Nevada border, when his clothes still smell like smoke.
I Wish That I Could See You AU: Human 23,604 Explicit Derek Hale is one half of indie duo Girls and the Dogs. He spent his late teens drinking and fucking his way around small clubs over the world, but now he is sober, sick of touring, and has rules. Or one rule at least, no hook ups on tour. When the guy with the impossibly tight t-shirt who calls himself Stiles follows him back to his bus one night after a show in London, he’s in no danger of breaking his rules because as Stiles quite categorically states, he is straight. Right… good luck with that Derek…
Deputy!Derek Riding the Lightning AU: Human 23,704 Explicit Stiles finds himself on the doorstep to his home in Beacon Hills, not remembering how he got here or why he’s barefoot. As it turns out, he was abducted a couple of weeks earlier from a college party and bears the same marks on his body as victims of a serial killer his dad just can’t seem to get a hold of. So there he is, with no memories of what happened, the last couple of weeks like a blank line in his mind and knowing all too well that he’s the best shot they have at catching this guy. As a key witness and in acute, assumed danger, he finds himself under surveillance 24/7 and more often than not, his dad’s best Deputy: Derek Hale, is sitting at his kitchen table.
Ghost!Derek
Mediator!Stiles
Spook: A Ghostly Love Story in Three Parts AU: Other 38,154 Teen Derek is fifteen when he dies. He’s been fifteen for six years when he meets Stiles.  And then suddenly… suddenly things start looking up.
College!AU
Pornstar!Derek
Pornstar!Stiles
Love Comes in Spurts AU: Human 26,238 Explicit Stiles has always had sort of a hero worship thing going on with Scott’s step-brother Derek so moving into a house with him freshman year was basically fulfilling a childhood fantasy. Discovering how Derek was putting himself through college, well that was a whole other fantasy that Stiles didn’t even know he had.
Rabbiting On AU: Human 32,251 Explicit Derek and Scott are brothers living at the Beacon Hills Home for Boys when another kid arrives, small, scrawny and called “Stiles” Things only get more confusing for Derek from there…
Telepathic Bond You're a Dream to Me AU: Other 11,810 Mature Derek has the first dream in a shitty motel room just across the Nevada border, when his clothes still smell like smoke.
College!AU
Nerd!Derek
Jock!Stiles
Losers AU: Human 34,234 Mature Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn’t want in a room mate. He’s loud, he’s into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.

Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.

Won't Treat You Like You're Typical Pretend Boyfriends 12,037 Not Rated "You think this is funny?" Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face. "I think it’s hilarious," Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. "Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!"
Miner for Truth and Delusion Pretend Boyfriends 20,978 Explicit Stiles stumbles across what he thinks is a cult in the preserve and ends up cursed so that everyone wants to get with him. It makes it harder for him to get things back to normal, but luckily there’s one person who’s unaffected.
Mate to Your Soul: The Online Dating Sie for All Your Heart's Desires AU: Human 62,609 Explicit Meet Derek Hale. Derek is looking for love. Here is Derek’s online dating profile.
Pseudonym: GrumpyWolf
Age: 25
Hobbies: Brooding in solitude, glaring at anything that moves, growling like a wolf when I don’t get my way, and bemoaning the painful existence that is my life.

Or the one in which Laura Hale makes an online dating profile for Derek, and Stiles is a troll.

Strike Softly (Away from the Body) AU: Human 34,524 Explicit Derek is a bodyguard and Stiles his spoiled, resistant client.
Dont' Go Changing (To Try and Please Me) Pretend Boyfriends 2,680 Not Rated It’s not exactly planned, but it still manages to fuck things up, which is how life goes in Beacon Hills. He should be used to it by now, but he’s not.

(aka, Stiles and Derek fake date bc reasons)

Broken Cookie, Shattered Glass AU: Human 36,300 Explicit After Stiles’ best friend moves out of the apartment the two of them have shared for the last five years and into his own in a different city with his fiancee, Stiles is in desperate need of a new roommate. After a dinner with the Hale family, Stiles finally has a new roommate. The only problem is that he seems to hate Stiles’ guts.
Soldier!Derek I'll Be Seeing You AU: Human 81,489 Explicit In the summer of 1941, with the country on the brink of war, diner waiter Stiles meets Derek Hale, an army soldier just passing through Beacon Hills.
Past the Breakers AU: Human 40,729 Explicit Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.
Pretty in Tents Pretend Boyfriends 7,657 Mature Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.
Permanent Fixture AU: Human 80,777 Explicit Derek is Scott’s older brother. Stiles is Scott’s best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.
Not Like Bond and Moneypenny AU: Human 29,869 Mature Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head…and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter. “Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.” Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”
The Skies Above are Blue AU: Human 95,258 Derek is a wedding DJ. Stiles just happens to go to a lot of weddings.
Werewolf!Stiles
Mates
And I Thought I Had Problems Pack Feels 60,172 Explicit AU. Werewolf!Stiles deals with nefarious soul-sucking witch spells, Scott's inability to be a fully functioning adult, Danny's incessant need to make everything about sex, and finding out that his mate is Derek Hale. Tuesdays suck.
College!AU Just Pretending That We're Cool AU: Human 9,319 Explicit In retrospect, using sex to trick Derek out of stalking Scott had maybe not been the greatest idea ever? Whatever, Stiles’ plans always manage to work themselves out.
Mediator!Stiles Outrun Your Ghosts AU: Other 19,148 Mature When Derek Hale arrives at the Beacon Hills Young Adult Rehabilitation Center, he plans on keeping his head down and serving the rest of his time in minimum security peace. Stiles Stilinski changes all of that.
Pining!Derek
Pining!Stiles
Bodyguard!Derek
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel Pretend Boyfriends 21,285 Explicit Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
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